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Beef Demotivational Poster


ANIMALS -




Rip Roast -




BEEF & BREW - PURE GENIUS, WHAT MORE COULD A MAN ASK FOR ???


TAGS: beef and brew
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by Budog

Budog - September 16, 2010, 5:05 pm
Really a case of huge t-bone steaks should be shrink wrapped on a 30 pack of beer...
forseti - September 16, 2010, 12:51 pm
everyone of them eats at least 12 steaks ;)
tryal - September 16, 2010, 9:38 am
only 1 beer???
forseti - September 16, 2010, 7:58 am
they know how to party in south africa!


SACRED COWS -


TAGS: carnivores beef it s what for dinner
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by sickartist

Koradan - February 1, 2010, 6:52 pm
BESSY 5:17 -- "And behold, The Lord Bovine so loved the world, that She gave her only begotten Cow...."
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:13 pm
i've seen it too, and I gota say, she's way too right
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:12 pm

you are the sane one? That is scary. We have seen how you roll
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:11 pm
It's gonna be hard to believe, but I'm the only sane one of the bunch... so mom is good to me.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 10:09 pm

that is good, still call mine, she really will make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 10:06 pm
LMAO! She's not dead... just thought I'd toss some discomfort your way.
Dr. Rusak - January 6, 2010, 10:01 pm
if these cows make good burgers, shouldn't the make yougurt as well?
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm

Ok, call mine...she misses you and will be glad to make you feel guilty
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:54 pm
Can't.... I don't own a ouija board.
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:52 pm

Thank g_d, at least you keep kosher.....call your mom on a regular basis.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:51 pm
Sorry rerun, I don't do the knish. It's all gefilte fish on these lips!
rerun - January 6, 2010, 9:50 pm

I got your "kosher" right here, baby.
agdaniele - January 6, 2010, 9:48 pm
I need mine kosher.


CARB LOADING - BEEFCAKE!!!!!




BEEF AD -


TAGS: ad beef dinner
Rating: 4.5/5

More motifakes by Wytch

Mooooooooooooooooooo - August 9, 2011, 3:17 am
I knew ICEMANMS Mom had a hidden camera!.....In the next frame I show her why beef sausage is the best!
ICEMAN - August 8, 2011, 8:22 pm
How the hell did you get that pic of Mooooooooooooooooooo?


PSYCHOLOGY - Being insane isn't all bad. Even if your acting is.


TAGS: american psycho required monthly beefcake for amina and co
Rating: 2.5/5

More motifakes by Ed-Hyde

Ed-Hyde - March 18, 2010, 9:55 am
lol, I got lazy and didn't want to type up every female Motifakers name. :)
amina - March 18, 2010, 9:49 am
Who is the 'co' in amina & co??? I have to know who all is included


THE ONLY WAY TO ORDER IT -




CAPTAIN BEEFHEART - I may be hungry but I sure ain't weird!




AUSTRALIA -


TAGS: australia beer fosters dinner beef
Rating: 4.25/5

More motifakes by champ99

champ99 - March 27, 2012, 5:22 pm
Not there or anywhere for that matter, but I thought it looked cool.
Coombsy007 - March 13, 2012, 9:49 am
I'll give it 5L's mate, but do you know anyone that drinks fosters here?
champ99 - September 13, 2011, 8:09 pm
Ah, my personal 1L bomber strikes again.


Tofu -


TAGS: meat substitute never be able to replace a nice bloody medium rare beef steak vegans
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:26 pm
Mr. Gary actually woofed...teehee!
MissPriss - September 30, 2014, 7:25 pm
Froot Loops and mayo...as a sandwich...try it!
GaryO - September 29, 2014, 9:35 pm
Great, now I’m ready to eat a big ol’ slab of tofu swimming in a bowl of fruit loop mayo glop....since I just threw up.
Greeny - September 29, 2014, 8:06 pm
If you had to choose between a big ol' slab of tofu, or a huge bowl of froot loops swimming in mayo - which would it be?


LAST MINUTE GIFT IDEAS - This year I listened to my wife. She said she wanted some lingerie I think she'd look sexy in. TADA!


TAGS: beef jerky christmas present
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - December 25, 2012, 11:48 am
Oh..out of the mouths of babes teehee.
maoworks2 - December 25, 2012, 11:11 am
Like Bart Says Eat My Shorts.


SEMANTICS -


TAGS: beefcake humor
Rating: 3.88/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - April 30, 2012, 3:41 pm

Thanks, MissP~~
MissPriss - April 30, 2012, 3:21 pm
How I LOVE semantics! Well done.


Obviously -


TAGS: the other like mongolian beef
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by theyuk

mizzdizz - February 14, 2016, 6:23 am
----and the other tastes like chicken! Hmmmmm my keyboard doesn't have an up arrow icon-----maybe this ^??? (shift 6) TADA!!!!!!
NickDahlmier - February 13, 2016, 11:15 pm
...And the other is more likely to bite you first if you try to eat it!
Oldsod - February 13, 2016, 6:12 pm
That's fantastic, and I tired of the bacon meme long ago. 5 BLTs!


Alien probe -


TAGS: beef its whats for dinner
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Silverheart

mizzdizz - May 28, 2016, 7:20 am
I thought they were making h** dogs?! ^!


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